Pretty Things

jammy-john:

This is what the rooms at the Tumblr University should look like.

This is what the rooms at the Tumblr University should look like.

snoteggs:

velarfricative:

god-of—mischief:

seventeenthstar:procrastinationcelebration:

Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there

Wait, what’s that pattern on it?

BOOM

DEVIL’S TRAP.

#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

AMAZING.

omfg

I NEED ONE ON MY BODY.

I want one of these just to see if someone at my crazy catholic school would try and exorcise me. IT WOULD BE WORTH IT

gigglemonster:

THE FITZOSBORNES AT WAR

It’s all very well to order myself to tell the simple truth, but everyone’s version of the truth is different, and mine is no doubt even more peculiar, protracted and personal than most…